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Spanish Inquisition T-Shirt

Fetch… the Comfy Chair! Nooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapon is fear. Fear and surprise. Our two, two main weapons are fear, surprise, and a ruthless efficiency. Our three, three main weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Ah. Amongst our weapons are fear, surprise…. Amongst our weaponry are…. Ah. I’ll come in again. “The Spanish Inquisition” and the subtitle “Expected by Nobody Since 1970″ printed on a black shield with white highlights on a cardinal red (get it? cardinal red?), 100% cotton t-shirt. The design includes the hat from Cardinal Ximinez (Michael Palin) and two crosses.

$15.99 at ThinkGeek
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Fail Whale T-Shirt

“And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.” – Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Birth is probably traumatic on a little brain. You’ve been hanging out in this warm, wet environment for 9 months, and all of a sudden there are bright lights and loud noises. However, we think it was probably a little more traumatic for the whale and the bowl of petunias. When you come into the world at something like 35000 ft., it’s not likely to end well. (Unless there’s an airplane and a doctor also involved.) At least our favorite fail whale died happily. He never knew what hit him. *rimshot* This stone blue, 100% cotton t-shirt features the ground at its bottom and, amongst fluffy, happy clouds, a falling sperm whale on the chest with the thought bubble, “I wonder if it will be friends with me?”

$15.99 at ThinkGeek
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Kawaii Babydoll T-Shirt

Supercute Coming Straight At Ya! The Japanese understand cute. They have this down to a science. Kittens? Kawaii. Baby pandas? Kawaii. Golden poop with a smiley face? Kawaii. The human reaction to cute may be a survival-of-the-species tactic, making the adults who can protect a helpless cute thing feel compelled to, but the Japanese have a special knack for making things cute that don’t need protection. It’s not going to make a sandwich more likely to survive if it has a smiley face; in fact, it probably increases the likelihood of its imminent demise, disappearing suddenly into a super cute bento box. We tried to corner the market on cute on this one. We’ve got a robot, a flying pirate kitten, a jet-propelled cupcake with a panda as its passenger, flowers, stars, bubbles, a frog with a heart, and an octopus with a hat and a brolly. Ya know. Like ya do. All in pink. And with glitter. On a black, cotton raglan t-shirt with hot pink cap sleeves and collar. It reads “Kawaii” in both English and Japanese. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 33 in. 36 in. 39 in. Length 22 in. 23 in. 24 in. 25 in.

$18.99 at ThinkGeek
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Brick Construction Shirt T-Shirt

Building Bonanza on your Chest Here at ThinkGeek we pride ourselves on selling the Geekiest shirts in the universe. Of course we have shirts that say clever geeky things, but we also have shirts that detect Wi-Fi, play the drums, and have a big honkin’ speaker on the front. We have shirts that light up to the beat of music, and shirts that love each other so much they glow when in close proximity. Now ThinkGeek is letting you start from scratch and build your very own shirt design with the Brick Construction Shirt. Take your favorite construction blocks of choice (LEGO???, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, K’NEX Bricks??? are all compatible) then start building. You can write messages, incorporate minifigs, build 3-D structures with gears, add motors… the mind boggles. The only limit is your imagination and the amount of weight you can deal with on the front of your shirt. Important Note The Brick Construction Shirt comes with the black baseplate on the front, but nothing to build with. You need to supply your own building blocks or bricks. Gotcha? The Brick Construction Shirt is designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek. It is not created or endorsed by LEGO???, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks or K’NEX Bricks???… but you already knew that.

$9.99 at ThinkGeek
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Emergency Exit T-Shirt

Get out! If you’ve ever been to Japan, you’ve surely noticed the green Emergency Exit signs that adorn every door. This image is such a unique image of Japan that we thought we’d put it on a wacky T-shirt just for you. Universally recognizable by all Japanese, this unique shirt is sure to get you lots of attention! It’s also something you can wear in front of potential future in-laws without offending them. White on 100% cotton heavyweight green shirt.

$20.99 at ThinkGeek
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Achievement Unlocked: Red Ring of Death T-Shirt

And That’s How My Console Became Airborne… This article was previously published under Q1337 SYMPTOMS Your Xbox 360 bricked. Three flashing red lights indicate its non-responsiveness. Also known as a general hardware failure. Also known as the Red Ring of Death. CAUSE This is by design. You really should step away from the console and get out more. RESOLUTION Have you tried turning it off and back on again? Consult the actual Microsoft Knowledge Base article for this topic. The bit you’re looking for starts off “Submit a console repair request.” Good luck with that. Pop quiz: what were you doing three years ago? If the answer isn’t, “Playing Gears of War on my Xbox,” you’re probably covered under the extended RRoD warranty. Make sure you call it that. They like it when you call it that. WORKAROUND There’s an Instructable for that. APPLIES TO: Microsoft Xbox 360 Video Game System Microsoft Xbox 360 Hard Drive (20 GB) Microsoft Xbox Keywords: kbwtf kbrrod kbxboxbroke kbxboxconsolenoworkee Provide feedback on this information: Did this information solve your problem? Yes No I don’t know Was this information relevant? Yes No What can we do to improve this information? To protect your privacy, do not include contact information in your feedback. Cause then we’d actually have to fix your problem, and that’s not part of what we do. “Achievement Unlocked: Red Ring of Death” is printed in a standard Achievement Unlocked dialog box with the red ring of death displayed to the left on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

$15.99 at ThinkGeek
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1up Mushroom T-Shirt

Infinite Protection in One Shirt Wouldn’t life be a hell of a lot easier if it were a video game? Concrete goals like “Save the Princess” would make worries like “What college do I attend?” completely obsolete. No more confusion about who your enemies are… just steer clear of any spiky shells or strange turtle dragon hybrids. Of course the 1up Mushroom would be there to help. Many times in life we avoid taking a risk because of the dire consequences (death, dismemberment) involved. Collect a 1up mushroom and you would have carte blanche to try pretty much anything with no permanent repercussions. So go ahead… stick that plasma mug in the microwave for 30 minutes. When your house turns into a nuclear waste site simply use your 1up Mushroom to re-spawn at the beginning of the level. No muss… no fuss… we would. Charcoal tshirt with a pixelated mushroom on it and ’1up’ printed beneath. 100% heavyweight cotton tees.

$15.99 at ThinkGeek
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Keep Out Of Direct Sunlight Babydoll T-Shirt

Geek Maxim #1 Do you sometimes feel that you ought to have come into this world with some basic instructions? We frequently do. Life would be so much easier if everybody had a manual and everybody took the time to RTFM. Sure, as a result life might be a tad more prosaic, but there’s no doubt it would be more efficient. And an efficient life means more time playing games. So us folks here at ThinkGeek T-shirt Labs (TM) toiled and pulled our hair out trying to come up with a single simple maxim to help ensure you stay on the right path in life. And here it is. Maxim #1. Black, cotton babydoll (fitted) t-shirt with the phrase ‘Keep out of direct sunlight’ emblazoned on the front in white. Never needs watering!

$18.99 at ThinkGeek
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Bring Out Your Undead T-Shirt

None Shall Pass You’re pretty safe with this one as long as the dude doesn’t argue that he’s not dead yet. And for the most part in this scenario, the only thing your dead guy is likely to say is “Braaaaains.” And with the Black Knight by your side, bellowing “None Shall PASS!” it’s all good. As long as you bring a mop and some duct tape to take care of the knight himself. Black Knight and cart full of zombies above the words “Bring Out Your Undead” on a black, 100% cotton shirt. As an added bonus, all the green ink on this shirt glows in the dark.

$15.99 at ThinkGeek
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Pi by Numbers – Kids T-Shirt

An Artistic Approximation Of Pi – Now Available in Bite-Sized What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle’s circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it’s an irrational number that’s impossible to know completely. Still others might think it’s a mystical, transcendental, almighty number that will only finally be revealed when the Mayan calendar ends. Those people are probably putting their affairs in order, though, and not so much reading this site. But we digress… We here at ThinkGeek like to think of Pi as a way to help you come up with creative reasons to spend your hard earned cash on a t-shirt. Quick question. When is Pi day? March 14th of course. Think about that for a second. Now, while still mesmerized, drop this shirt into your shopping cart. Royal blue, 100% cotton, kids’ t-shirt with the Pi symbol on it. The first 4493 digits of Pi were used to construct the Pi symbol itself. That’s a whole lot of Pi. Enough for everybody to share so don’t get greedy on us now. A big shout out from ThinkGeek goes to Archimedes way back in the B.C. for finally giving us a good approximation of Pi, and doing so without the benefit of modern trigonometry. And thanks to the Egyptians and Babylonians for trying.

$12.99 at ThinkGeek
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