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Echo Base Hoodie T-Shirt

Go to Echo Base — Meet Cliff Claven! It’s kind of a bummer to be stationed at Echo Base. It’s the assignment nobody wants. You spend at least half your time trying to make sure your supplies and equipment don’t freeze. Free sno-cones aren’t really a job perk on a planet of ice. The place was chosen because it’s desolate, right? Desolate doesn’t make for very entertaining night life. After you’ve written your name in the snow and pimped out your snowspeeder, life outside the Rebel Alliance base is pretty boring. So when some Imperial Walkers show up and mix it up a bit it’s almost a relief. Something exciting is happening, albeit something exciting that will probably lead to imminent death, but still. At least you won’t be cold then. And you won’t be cold if you have this hoodie. Reminiscent of Ecko Unlimited’s signature style, an AT-AT is printed in white on a red ellipse with the words *echō base printed below in black on an 80% cotton / 20% polyester athletic grey hoodie with front pocket aka kangaroo.
$39.99

Red Shirt T-Shirt

Not Even Dental Records Can Help You Now After sitting through four years of dull interspecies protocol seminars and tactical maneuvers groundwork, you successfully graduated from Starfleet Academy. As a newly commissioned Federation security officer, your first assignment is on board a Constitution-class heavy cruiser. You straighten out the collar on your crisp red shirt as you walk down the corridor toward the transporter. You’ve been summoned to provide defensive support for a landing party consisting of the top officers on board. This is your chance to shine. Shine like a phaser set to “frag.” Perhaps you should have gone into science. In the Star Trek universe, the Red Shirt is the phase-cannon fodder obliterated on screen to alert the audience to the danger of the situation. It’s Roddenberry proclaiming, “We could have just killed one of the characters you cared about!” The Red Shirt is a sci-fi idiom for the anonymous, the expendable, the smoking boots behind a boulder. We’ve printed that word, “Expendable,” in a Trekish font on a red 50% polyester/50% cotton jersey ringer with black rib-knit collar and cuffs. Just don’t stand next to us when you wear that thing.
$18.99

Keep out of Direct Sunlight T-Shirt

Geek Maxim #1 As seen on MythBusters! Do you sometimes feel that you ought to have come into this world with some basic instructions? We frequently do. Life would be so much easier if everybody had a manual and everybody took the time to RTFM. Sure, as a result life might be a tad more prosaic, but there’s no doubt it would be more efficient. And an efficient life means more time playing games. So us folks here at ThinkGeek Tshirt Labs (TM) toiled and pulled our hair out trying to come up with a single simple maxim to help ensure you stay on the right path in life. And here it is. Maxim #1. 100% Cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase ‘Keep out of direct sunlight’ emblazoned on the front in white. Never needs watering!
$15.99

Tennant and the TARDIS T-Shirt

Allons-y! We may be old-school around here, but we were hoping David Tennant was going to play the Doctor for a little bit longer. Partly because we like him and partly because there are only so many more incarnations left and we gotta milk each one for all it’s worth. Curiously, Tennant held the role for longer than anyone except Tom Baker, which is quite a feat, but, because of how television programming has evolved since 1960, it adds up to far fewer episodes. *grumbles* And the next guy? We wish him luck. Sure he’s young. They told Peter Davison he was too young to be the Doctor, and he pulled it off pretty well, being the favorite of more than one monkey here. And although Tennant also seemed young for the role when he took it over, British surveys show he’s the most popular Doctor so far (amongst Brits who take surveys). You know what we like best about the fact that he’s young? Life expectancy in the UK for males is 77. We’ve potentially got this Doctor for a long, long time. David Tennant as the Tenth Doctor stands with his sonic screwdriver poised in front of the TARDIS and a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
$17.99

Star Trek Illuminated Shirt T-Shirt

Latest Wearable Federation Technology Star Trek has always been an innovator when it comes to sci-fi technology. Warp drives, transporters, tricorders, phasers, dilithium crystals, … to name but a few. But one thing missing from Federation tech is glowing animated shirts featuring the Enterprise. These Star Trek Illuminated Shirts fit the bill perfectly and are available for purchase on your home planet. We imagine Scotty would bring back some of these stylish shirts to the Enterprise while on shore leave in an Aberdeen pub. McCoy would proclaim the glowing shirts as deadly artifacts jeopardizing the future of the Federation while Kirk would sport one to impress his alien girlfriend of the moment. Spock would of course claim that glowing shirts have no useful purpose and are therefore highly illogical. Eventually the shirts would start multiplying on their own and take over the ship.
$14.99

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1 T-Shirt

Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people’s computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase ‘There’s no place like 127.0.0.1′ written front and center in white.
$15.99

Origami Unicorn Babydoll T-Shirt

“The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.” – Eldon Tyrell to Roy Batty, Blade Runner Viewers of Blade Runner may debate whether Deckard was a replicant or not (and may come up with a different answer depending on which version they see), but fans all know the correct answer. Han shot first. Wait. Wrong hotly-contested debate in geekdom about a Harrison Ford character with only one correct answer. Let’s start again. Honestly, we think it’s perfect that Ridley Scott thought Deckard was a replicant and Ford thought Deckard was a human. In order to play Deckard authentically, Ford would have to think that. And yes, we’ve read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, and yes, we love Philip K. Dick, but the movie is an interpretation of the book, not a literal presentation. Like The Princess Bride, both the book and the movie are spectacular as independent pieces. And we like it like that. Charcoal grey, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt with an origami unicorn printed in silver foil on the lower right hip. Note: To maximize longevity of the design (“Longevity? Incept dates?”), turn the shirt inside out before washing either on a delicate cycle or by hand. Hang to dry. DO NOT IRON.
$18.99

T-Shirt

Tag: You’re It There are so many possible element and attribute combinations in HTML, here’s one you may have overlooked: the tag “you’re it”. It conforms to International Standard ISO 8879 and often also particular house rules. You apply it to the body section of the document. Applying it to the head can lead to undesirable results, such as poked eyeballs or even possible concussion. Although it’s universally understood, we hear it’s deprecated in certain elementary schools now because of the inherent danger. (Don’t ask us. We just share these things with you.) We have only one thing to say to those administrators: you’re it. HA! printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. If you’re the only one around with this shirt on, you automatically win.
$9.99

Phi by Numbers T-Shirt

The Golden Ratio: It Looks Good on You We think this is the most beautiful shirt we’ve ever made, but you might say that’s irrational. *rimshot* Hey — you’re still reading! Score. So, let’s talk about Phi. Phi’s a number with a lot of baggage. Lots of folks make claims about it that it doesn’t know about that then make it look bad. So let’s go with the facts. Phi is an infinite non-repeating decimal. If we had to hum a few bars, it’d start off 1.61803. Phi is that number which is equal to its reciprocal plus one. It’s related to the Fibonacci sequence. If you take a Fibonacci number, add it to the previous Fibonacci number, and divide the sum by that original Fibonacci number, you approximate Phi. It is the basis of the golden ratio. Remember analogies? Good. Two items are in golden ratio when the whole is to the larger part as the larger part is to the smaller part. The golden ratio is supposedly aesthetically pleasing, but at this point we’re veering away from the facts…. Lowercase Phi is just more visually pleasing than uppercase Phi, and it has that all important quality — you can draw it without having to lift your pencil. Aesthetes and slackers unite! Cardinal red, 100% cotton t-shirt with the Phi symbol in white ink on it. The first 2298 digits of Phi were used to construct the Phi symbol itself.
$15.99

BODY tag T-Shirt

Open shirt. Insert body. Sometimes simpler is better. No need for funny one-liners or obscure and geeky references here. Just a simple homage to the markup language that makes the web go ’round. Charcoal grey 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with printed on the front and on the back in white ink.
$15.99