#!/usr/bin/girl T-Shirt Use Your Bin Girl! This shirt transforms typical girl power into Unix girl power. How? By invoking the sacred girl binary of course… We’ve done away with the old fugly yellow color which about 90% of you gals just hated, and we’re happy to present you with the new and improved glitter-fied version! [...]
Geek Panties T-Shirt Full Disclosure It’s better to be safe than sorry. Give fair warning with your own pre-printed disclosure unmentionables. You could say you’re “briefing” your Significant Other on the situation. Let’s face it: if they’ve gotten far enough to read the warning, it isn’t likely to stop them, but it sure will elicit [...]
Ears and Whiskers Babydoll T-Shirt “Oh, my ears and whiskers, how late it’s getting!” Geeks tend to be late for things. Our theory is that it’s because we are some of the few who truly comprehend the implications of the relativity of space and time. That, plus, when we’re not properly caffeinated, naps are very [...]
WTF? Babydoll Tee T-Shirt What the?? Well, it’s not always possible to speak your mind on the Internet. So cyber-culture has developed a whole new way to curse and blaspheme without necessarily conjuring up the negativity associated with the whole phrases themselves. And beyond lessening the bite, it’s much more efficient to communicate with acronyms [...]
The Solution Babydoll T-Shirt Fun with solids! So, Johnny was diligently working in the lab trying to generate a little nucleation. But things weren’t going so well and he’s just not having any luck. Then all of a sudden his lab partner fumbles in, accidently knocking Johnny’s beaker of silver nitrate into some potassium chloride [...]
STFU University Babydoll T-Shirt Shut up and show your spirit! Whether you went to college or not (or “university” as you Europeeps are wont to call it), you can appreciate the desire to show support for your school. It doesn’t matter if you want to put a sticker on your car, paint your chest with [...]
Under Attack Babydoll T-Shirt New Evidence of Atmospheric Phenomenon Scientists yesterday reported startling new evidence of an atmospheric phenomenon which they’ve named the Tropospheric Staircase. Experts from St. Teresa Fordson University have identified a key mechanism by which objects traverse the atmosphere, overshadowing other atmospheric phenomena such as the jetstream, which is caused by solar [...]
GEEK LVR Spaghetti Tank T-Shirt Mmmmm… candy hearts… Do you love a geek? Or maybe you’re a geek who happens to have a wild side! Either way, the GEEK LVR candy heart tank is the perfect expression for this amorous time of year. This tank top can be worn as underwear or outerwear, to suit [...]
meh babydoll tee T-Shirt Apathy is hard work. Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Take our new ‘meh’ shirt, for example. Writing copy shouldn’t be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but sometimes indifference wins and creativity loses. In this case, we [...]
Serenity River Silhouette Babydoll T-Shirt Don’t Mess With This Little Girl You’ve been captured by the Evil Overlords and forced to fight, gladiator-style, to the death for the entertainment of your captors. You’re nervous but psyched, because somehow you drew this little girl. A tiny little girl! A breeze could break her in two. You’re [...]
