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Bolo Tie T-shirt A real bolo tie would be only marginally more tasteful. $10.00

Vintage Vantage: AAAA T-shirt Real Americans spell the whole word. $20.00

Vintage Vantage: Safety Third T-shirt Wear this instead of a helmet to really prove your point. $10.00

Boring (NASCAR) T-shirt Have you ever been to a NASCAR race? Ever seen one on TV? This shirt goes out to everyone who has unwillingly watched cars go around in a circle for over two hours straight. $20.00

Why So Syria T-shirt And you thought Gotham was a grim place. $20.00

Visit Cuba! (Some Restrictions Apply) T-shirt Among the fine print restrictions: “you may or may not be able to return home.” $20.00

Dick in a Box T-shirt To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it’s easy to do, just follow these steps. $20.00

Practice Safe Lunch: Use a Condiment T-shirt Gently unroll the condiment all the way down to the base of the sandwich. If you don’t get it on the first time, throw the condiment away and start again. $20.00

Centaur of Attention T-shirt This T-shirt is half amazing half hilarious. $10.00

Jerk Store T-shirt Lose this shirt at they dry cleaner and complain about it to your friends, just like Jerry. $20.00