I Gave My Word To Stop At Third T-shirt

I didn’t see a vagina up-close until I was 18. Today, at 22, I’ve seen at least seven of them. My name is Jakob Lodwick, and I sell T-shirts.
$20.00

D Flower T-Shirt

This funny shirt from TshirtHell takes the familiar scene of the crazy sports fans holding up a sign with a “D” and a sign with a fence (d-fence, defense!) and shows what a little creativity can bring to the table.

College sports guys don’t want defense! They want Deflower! As this funny t-shirt shows so well.

Offensive Star Wars Han Solo “Han Job” t-Shirt

Here’s a great t-shirt for the Star Wars fan with a twisted sense of humor. It’s got Han Solo and Princess Leah in a classic Star Wars pose but if you look closely Princess Leah’s getting a bit frisky. What’s she doing with her hand? Why, she’s giving Captain Solo a Han Job.

This funny offensive t-shirt shows a scene that was apparently cut from the film where Leah gives Han some much needed relief on the battle field. Truly a must have star wars tshirt for the committed fan.

Funny Election Shirt for Undecided Voters.

Here’s a funny t-shirt from tshirthell for those of you who just can’t decide who to vote for. Hillary? Obama? Those republican guys whose names I can’t remember? It’s just so hard to decide. But when you really think about it maybe you don’t really care who wins.

This shirt let’s everyone know where you stand on the candidates. You just don’t give a sh!t. You can buy this funny election t-shirt here.

Funny Superbad T-shirt – I sit around all day drawing dicks

If you saw the movie SuperBad then you already know that sitting around all day drawing pictures of dicks is not that weird. Something like 8% of kids do it.

Don’t hide your habit in your Ghost Busters Lunchbox Dick Treasure Chest any more. Get this t-shirt from CrackSmokinTshirts and let the world know that you draw dicks and you’re proud!

Calvin and Hobbes T-shirt – Hobbs Attacks

TshirtHell has a new t-shirt in it’s series of bloody comic parodies. You might remember our previous posts of Kermit’s dissection and Charlie Brown kicking Lucy’s Head. Today we have another, uhhh, slightly offensive t-shirt with Calvin and Hobbs.

Now we find out what happens when Hobbes the tiger has been pushed too far by Calvin’s over active imagination. As you can see from the bloody scene on this tshirt, it’s not pretty.

See the thing is, tigers are wild animals and are not meant to be held in captivity. This t-shirt is a warning to everyone to respect nature. A lesson Zigfried or Roy learned all too well.

Sure, I feel bad for Calvin but he knew the risks he was taking when he decided to have a tiger for a best friend.

Related T-shirts:
Charlie Brown Kicks Lucy’s Bloody Head
Kermit the Frog is Dissected

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As you know Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick pleaded guilty to financing a dog fighting operation and killing about 8 dogs for “underperforming”. It turns out that some people find this behavior a bad thing and have created shirts to show how they feel. So we present some of the best Michael Vick T-Shirts on the web…

Stick Vick In The Pitt T-shirt
I’m pretty sure “Pit” only has one “t” in it but it’s still a great graphic.
Pitbull Pees on Vick Tshirt

A t-shirt with a nice graphic of a Pit Bull Peeing on Michael Vick’s Name

Vick is a Dick Black T-shirt

This stylish black t-shirt has a simple message “Vick is a Dick” It even rhymes.

We’ll post more Michael Vick t-shirts as we find them. Subscribe to our RSS Feed for instant updates.

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Charlie Brown Finally Gets His Kick! Possibly Offensive T-shirt

Yes it’s true, a t-shirt with the image of Charlie Brown kicking the bloody, decapitated head of Lucy might seem, well, offensive to some. But to those of us who have felt sad for poor ole Charlie Brown every time he idealistically believed “that this” time Lucy would let him kick the ball only to have the ball pulled out from under him and end up flat on his back, well, this is payback.

Come on, the bitch got what was coming to her. Now quit yer whinin and get yourself this funny, and, well, slightly offensive Charlie Brown T-shirt.

Daddy Drinks Because I Cry – TshirtHell Kids T-shirt

This funny kids t-shirt from tshirthell goes perfectly with the Get Me  Beer t-shirt in the previous post. This shirt is sure to get a laugh at family gatherings and attract the attention of child social services everywhere you go.

Get Me a Beer T-Shirt from TshirtHell.com

Ok so maybe he’s not the best Dad in the world but doesn’t he still deserve a shirt for Father’s Day? Sure he does. And TshirtHell.com has the perfect t-shirt for your imperfect dad.

And if you like this shirt you’ll want to get the Daddy Drinks Because I Cry kids t-shirt to go with it.