Zombie Survival Medkit T-Shirt
In Case of Zombie Attack or Bad Paper Cut You know, we can never find the first aid kit around the ThinkGeek offices when we need it. And when you think about it, that and a good fire extinguisher are pretty much the two requirements in an office where you fabricate flying [...]
I’m Tweeting This T-Shirt
@ThinkGeek has a New T-Shirt Just for Twits In the online world, we’re all about taking language and mucking with it. Fortunately, the era of appending the letters E or I to the beginning of every word has passed, and now we’re on to the decade of optional vowels and reclaiming words [...]
The ThinkGeek Power Tie
The Power Tie For The Rest Of Us If you’re like most of us, you need all the help you can get to win in the rat race. Unfortunately, things like Mushroom power-ups to make you bigger, or Quad-damage power-ups to make you stronger are hard to come by in the real [...]
GeekDad T-Shirt
Continuation of the Species This is a shirt in celebration of GeekDad, where being a geek and being a parent come together in a gravity well so strong not even light can escape. GeekDad is all about parenting in the digital age: geek parents raising offspring in their own geeky image. And here at [...]
ThunderCats Ho! T-Shirt
20 Years of Geek Cats We were pondering. What would happen if the geek cats of the mid-eighties meet the geek cats of today? And so, without further ado, we present to you the basic plot to ThunderCats as written in LOLCat: Da residents of Thundera sez, “Nooo! They be stealin mah home [...]
Come to the Dark Side T-Shirt
Come to the Dark Side The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your [...]
Geek In Training T-Shirt
Study hard, little one! If you’re a geek with a child, odds are your penchant for all things intellectual will rub off either on purpose or just by your mere presence! Since that’s the case, you will need to clothe the little hacker with our Geek in Training t-shirt!
$12.99
Speaking Chinese Babydoll T-Shirt
NOT MANDATORY 500 years in the future, we will all speak a rather strange dialect of Chinese that is compromised almost entirely of insults and colorful metaphors. To help us all prepare for that day, the Fruity Oaty Bar Girls themselves are here to learn us some Chinese on this new shirt. [...]
Enough Social Interaction Babydoll T-Shirt
Go Away Geeks: we’re one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we’ve trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester [...]
Japanese for Beginners T-Shirt
Learn Japanese in One Easy Shirt Let ThinkGeek help you prepare for your anime pilgrimage to Tokyo. For the uninitiated, Japan is like a futuristic otaku Disneyland with beer vending machines. But… you may need some language skillz and ThinkGeek has a fine shirt to assist with your schooling. You probably have [...]
