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Babydoll Tee T-Shirt

Wrap yourself in GEEK Finally you ladies can now wrapped in HTML! This little shirt should even be supported by all of the latest browsers (even lynx). Note: The heather grey shirt with blue text that you see in the action shots has now been discontinued. Sorry, folks! But the deep heather grey with pink is pretty, isn’t it? And what’s best about this shirt is that you don’t have to bite the head off a chicken to join the club. ;P 100% cotton ladies shirt in deep heather grey with pink text. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the guys’ stuff!

$18.99 at ThinkGeek
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There’s no place like 127.0.0.1 T-Shirt

Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people’s computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase ‘There’s no place like 127.0.0.1′ written front and center in white.

$15.99 at ThinkGeek
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Huge Tracts of Land T-Shirt

We Didn’t Expect the Spanish Inquisition But enough about us. Let’s talk about you. You and your many assets. You understand ThinkGeek’s t-shirts and frequently have to explain them to your friends. You can take apart and reassemble any given computer and not accidentally leave some unidentified part in the middle of the floor. You can’t imagine any part of your answer to a question about geographical education employing the phrase, “The Iraq.” As an added bonus, you come equipped with huge… tracts of land. If you know what we mean. Nudge, nudge. Say no more. Note that we printed this on a different shirt than most of our ladies’ styles in order to accommodate greater expanse of … *ahem* … land. Looser cut than a babydoll tee, this shirt is considered a “classic cut.” It’s styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. Huge Tracts of Land printed in a pink Medieval-style font on a plum-colored women’s tee. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 37 in. 39 in. 42 in. 45 1/2 in. 49 1/2 in. Length 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 3/4 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in. Women’s US Size 4-6 8-10 12-14 16-18 20-22 Thanks to your generous support, ThinkGeek made a contribution to Susan G. Komen for the Cure as a result of the sales of this shirt its first week of existence. Yay for our customers!

$18.99 at ThinkGeek
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He’s Undead, Jim T-Shirt

It was worse than dead; his brain was gone. There are a lot of ways to die if you’re a red shirt. You can be shot by a poisonous plant, step on an exploding rock, be struck by lightning, get whacked by a native with a big stick, choke on a dikironium cloud, or, our personal favorite, be beamed down to a planet that’s not actually there and get sucked into space, never to be seen again. But it’s an entirely different matter when Bones says, “He’s undead, Jim.” That’s way worse than dead, and the entire galaxy could be at risk! Be sure to double tap with your phaser. Fun factoid: The very first “He’s dead, Jim” referred to a dog that had an unfortunate encounter with a transporter. Yeah. You knew that. But what is it with us using dogs for space experimentation? They may be “man’s best friend,” but, if actions speak louder than words, the feeling’s not so much mutual. (Don’t worry. We won’t be sending any of our puppies into space, fictional or otherwise.) Red shirt zombie with the subtitle “He’s Undead, Jim.” on a charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.

$15.99 at ThinkGeek
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GeekDad T-Shirt

Continuation of the Species This is a shirt in celebration of GeekDad, where being a geek and being a parent come together in a gravity well so strong not even light can escape. GeekDad is all about parenting in the digital age: geek parents raising offspring in their own geeky image. And here at ThinkGeek we’re all in favor of more geeks. GeekDad logo on the front with a GeekDad tag cloud on the back of a 100% cotton, black t-shirt.

$15.99 at ThinkGeek
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Linux Cheat Shirt T-Shirt

xkcd Goodies – Linux Cheat Shirt This is a shirt with a Linux cheat sheet printed upside-down, so you can glance down at it while hacking. Aimed at the non-guru, it’s mainly an overview of useful programs and in some cases handy arguments, and includes a guide to regular expressions. We recommend wearing this to any Linux job interview that involves a test. You can check out how observant they are, and also what their sense of humor is like. We also recommend bringing a change of clothes, in case they make you take it off. Assorted Linux commands in white on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.

$19.99 at ThinkGeek
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Regular Expressions Shirt T-Shirt

xkcd Goodies: Regular Expressions Shirt This is the much-requested shirt based on xkcd’s Comic #208. It warns everyone that you are not to be trifled with, that you have the situation well in hand, and that you can fix everything with a long jumble of indecipherable characters. (The expression on the front between the slashes is restrictive, but don’t be greedy*?) On the back there is a hacker hero swinging in to save the day. “/ Everybody stand back / I know regular expressions” on the front with a coding hero swinging in to save the day on the back of a black 100% cotton t-shirt.

$19.99 at ThinkGeek
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Binary Kid T-Shirt

And baby makes 11… Here’s a little story… When a 010011010100111101001101 and 010001000100000101000100 love each other very much, sometimes they show how much they love each other by having 010100110100010101011000. (That one’s a long story and if you need more info on that, you shouldn’t be on this web site!) After about 1001 months, a 010010110100100101000100 comes out of the tummy of 010011010100111101001101. Then the 010011010100111101001101 and 010001000100000101000100 and their brand new 010010110100100101000100 live happily ever after… most of the time. 010101000100100001000101 010001010100111001000100 100% cotton, heavyweight t-shirt in light blue. “KID” printed on the front in dark blue binary.

$12.99 at ThinkGeek
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Killer Coding Ninja Monkeys T-Shirt

The Prophecies Of The Simian Ninja Canons Ring True… If you were wise, you never doubted. If you doubted you have little chance of understanding the complexity and consequences of your mental miscalculation. It’s very simple. Much like the swift and masterfully orchestrated barrage of a monkey slapping you silly all the while sorting different systems of data hierarchically in his head. His disappearance is even swifter as you struggle to your senses helplessly… Killer coding ninja monkeys do exist. At long last, like Jedis of yesteryear, they have revealed themselves… 100% cotton heavyweight Black t-shirt. The phrase ‘Killer coding ninja monkeys do exist’ is written beneath 4 representative icons (including ‘Monkey’ in Chinese). The glaring red eyes of a simian along with his fierce blade loom across the shirt. Checkout a closeup of the design only right here!

$15.99 at ThinkGeek
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Do or Do Not T-Shirt

Yoda needs to update his $PATH Sometimes a line of code eludes you. It’s as difficult as… well, as lifting a sunken X-Wing out of the swamps of Dagobah. And when you’re in that predicament, remember Yoda’s sage advice. Perhaps if you remember it in this particular format, it’ll spur you on to bigger and better coding. Or… not. We can’t promise it’ll help, but it can’t hurt, right? Everything’s better with Yoda. $DO ! $DO ; try try: command not found (aka “Do or do not. There is no try.”) printed in white on a 100% cotton black t-shirt.

$15.99 at ThinkGeek
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